Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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