You really coming over, don't trick.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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