what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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