It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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