I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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