I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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