i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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