it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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