we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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