I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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