He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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