Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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