Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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