Small penises have feelings too.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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