Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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