She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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