votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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