Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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