she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Is it penis luge time yet?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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