hotel room ftw
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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