I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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