Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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