quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
should my penis look like a turkey
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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