She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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