everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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