What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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