Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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