Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Im part way to drunk.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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