quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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