just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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