Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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