Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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