my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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