I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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