im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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