Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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