your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?