he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night