Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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