I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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