You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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