It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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