I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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