So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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