Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.