arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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