Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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