I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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