Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance