Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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