So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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