So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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