Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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