If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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