JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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