she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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