lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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