Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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